In response to my statement that women should not castrate men for fear of ending up with a swarm of demented drones I say this:
I suppose it would be easier to manipulate large masses of ball-less blubbering idiots off a cliff like in that game "Lemmings." Game on! Remember the Sheep bomb? Classic.
Furthermore, if you do feel the urge to castrate the men in your life, please remember to send a memento to honor the moment the nuts go flying. You can purchase a pair of nuts for his SUV, Flatbed truck, or sports coupe here.
BUT! May you be warned. If you come within inches of my nuts with a sharp implement, I will counteract with the meat carving knife sitting on the magnetic knife strip in my kitchen. Ah, nothing like the joys of simulated bourgeois life to purge oneself of 4 years of social justice laden schoolyard antics.
Some knives - Santoku, paring, cleaver, bowie. All good for slicing off a piece of that. So back off, bitch. I cut you.
Bowie knife...Bowie...David Bowie...The Labyrinth...nut-centric.
For the full article on the case of the Missing Nutless Crazies, please visit these nutjobs (Reuters)
Also: to return to happier times,
To roast your own 8 to 10 servings of nuts in the comforts of your own home:
1 1/2 to 2 lb whole chestnuts in shell
1 teaspoon vegetable oil
1/4 cup water
Special equipment: a chestnut knife (optional); a large heavy skillet (preferably cast-iron) with a lid
Make a large X in each chestnut with chestnut knife or a sharp paring knife, cutting through shell. Toss chestnuts with oil in a bowl.
Heat dry skillet over moderately low heat until hot, then roast chestnuts in skillet on stovetop, covered, stirring every few minutes, for 15 minutes total.
Add water and continue to roast, covered, stirring occasionally, until water is evaporated and chestnuts are tender, about 5 minutes more. Serve hot.
HOT NUTS! HAPPY VD!
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