Moments of Silence for Things Coming to an End. My Sanity and those Little Bugs I Found in My Asscrack were Good to Me...Or Did They Really Exist?

A few things to be thankful for:

1. They are making a live action film based on an Edward Gorey story. If you have no idea who Edward Gorey is, you have a lot to learn my friend. The only short sighted thing about this whole endeavor is that they aren't making a classic 2D animated movie based on his drawings.

2. They are banning female circumcision in Eritrea. Many should follow suit. If you have no idea where Eritrea is, you have a lot to learn my friend.

3. I have decided to become a woman. And then I will become a man again for shits and giggles.

To all, I say: Finally.