Yellow and Black Do Not Mix As Evidenced by Our Grandparents and Bees

Let me just start this out by saying there was a column in AsianWeek, "The Voice of Asian America." by this Asian guy, Ken. It was called "Why I Hate Blacks."

Eng's "reasons" for hating black people include:

-- "Blacks hate us. Every Asian who has ever come across them knows that they take almost every opportunity to hurl racist remarks at us."
-- "Contrary to media depictions, I would argue that blacks are weak-willed. They are the only race that has been enslaved for 300 years."
-- "Blacks are easy to coerce. This is proven by the fact that so many of them, including the Rev. Al Sharpton, tend to be Christians."

I don't want to get to involved in this because, well, we all know it happens all the time. I'm just surprised they printed it...for black history month. And that on Drew Curtis's Fark they described the news item:
"Asian corumnist wites wacist articre about bracks"
Which is an equally bitchy move.

To move away from the crap, let's look at what global warming has done for us instead. Now that all the polar ice caps are melting, scientists are finding all sort of cool fishies and such. Makes me wonder, do they make good sushi? Cause they look like good eatin.


Hmm. Maybe we are still on this whole Asian thing. We do like the taste of raw fish. And having koi ponds and such. And we do think fish are lucky. And that is why we eat them with reckless abandon.

So as a rebuttal for the Asian-hating-Black issue, I will leave you with a few comments and you can duke it out for yourselves.

1. The chair of ethnic studies at UC Berkeley said in response to Kenneth Eng (Also author of "Why Whites Inherently Hate Us." and "Why I Hate Asians") that Asian-Americans cannot underestimate the impact the African American struggle had on paving the way for other minorities in US history.

2. A friend of mine was watching basketball one day, and her Chinese grandmother says" Why do you even bother watching? They're so dark you can't even see them."

3.

BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese businessman has advertised on the Internet for a stand-in mistress to be beaten up by his wife to vent her anger and to protect his real mistress, Chinese media reported on Monday.

"When the woman found out her husband had a mistress, she insisted on beating her up," the Beijing Youth Daily said, citing the advertisement posted on a popular online jobs forum on sina.com.

More than 10 people had applied for the job, the newspaper said. The "successful" candidate would be 35 and originally from northeastern China and would be paid 3,000 yuan ($400) per 10 minutes, it said.

Many Chinese businessmen keep mistresses in second homes, a trend banished after the Communists swept to power in 1949 but which has made a comeback with market reforms in recent decades.

CLEARLY, WE HATE EVERYONE.
But especially women.
We like misogyny greatly.
But even women hate women.
So maybe that's just universal.
Or women suck.
Or men suck.
And that is why I love the period.
Not the puncuational kind.
The hormonal kind.
It's sticky.
In a figurative way.
In my brain.
More on that later.

Have you heard the story of the Chinese empress that cut off all the limbs off one the Emperor's concubines, put her in a large urn, and then kept her in prison, only to bring her out on occasion so she could spit venomous remarks in her face?

Where is my mistress? I would like to offer her up for you to beat her. Don't worry. Asians love pain. Remember. Oranges in a towel or tube sock will cause a nice amount of internal damage without bruising. Cause I would still like my mistress to be purdy.

We love appearances.

And money.
But within reason. $10/hour.
Affordable price for good time. I don't take personal checks. Cash only. Or PayPal.

Have I told you we are very tech saavy as well?