Monday, February 5, 2007

Law and Order: Special Victims Unit: Jerry Orbach and the Case of the Missing Optical Organs



Okay, I know this is old news but I figure something is worth mentioning if and when every single time you see this advertisement you feel a little funny inside. Breaking it down in fractions - One fifth disturbed, one fifth intrigued, one fifth in amazement that this was the campaign they decided to go with, and two fifths mild embarrassment from the semi-hard you're sporting from witnessing this work of sheer genius.

If an ad campaign about the death dealings of our beloved keeper of the NY Justice system can channel enough electricity to spark that slight tinge of excitement and arousal, then they must be doing something right.

Or perhaps its just the talk about eyes.

OCULOLINCTUS: Look it up. Lick it up.

On a more serious note, a donated organ can be used to save lives that are unfortunately cut short. You can visit the government for more information.

However, if you are seriously religious then this probably isn't an option afforded to you. Or if you are a chain-smoking booze hound. Or a meth addict. Or if you just aren't in great shape. Still, it's always worth a shot.

Orbach staring at you from beyond the pearly gates would agree. The subway smells a little less like old cheese today.

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