Wise Words from the Communist Kitchen

Fellow comrades:

We are gathered here today to strengthen our bonds in the kitchen. It is your temple. Food is the nun and the monk of your temple, giving you faith when convictions are weak. Enslave it.

Make not 999 cheap plastic trinkets, but 1000 strong!

Today, remember, when baking with chocolate chunks ( chips, if you are a simpering weakling) or nuts (We require walnuts--read: cost effective and yummers) coat them in flour, else they sink to the bottom of the batter, leaving nothing on top. RISE UP!

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